Can I Just Be Catwoman Now?

I like to reblog millions upon millions of things, okay? Okay.

This may or may not include Harry Potter, Stephen Colbert, Batman, Adventure Time, The Regular Show, books, literature, fashion, and anything else that tickles my fancy.
  • Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
  • Boy: I know.
  • Girl: I love you!
  • Boy: I love you more!
  • *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
  • Girl: Where is he?
  • Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
  • Girl: (Starts crying)
  • Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.